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Najjači uleti
« on: 08 January, 2009., 15:03:51 CET »
Ja sam crkavo od smijeha :lol:


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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #1 on: 08 January, 2009., 17:06:00 CET »
kad cujem butra padne mi mrak na oci.. :rolleyes:

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #2 on: 08 January, 2009., 20:04:46 CET »

"Mala, ja se tako loše karam da to moraš probat."


What the...
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Fuck you,Jesus. And the horse you fucking flew in on.

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #3 on: 08 January, 2009., 23:00:00 CET »
..fuck
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #4 on: 09 January, 2009., 02:17:40 CET »
kad cujem butra padne mi mrak na oci.. :rolleyes:

isto :D iz više razloga :D
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #5 on: 23 February, 2009., 19:24:34 CET »
a daj zamisli kakav ti je to ulet s najnovijim Ferrarijem u dvorište ^^
Vrhunac španjolske sapunice je kad Rodrigo sazna da je sam sebi majka. ehe

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #6 on: 29 June, 2011., 17:05:07 CEST »
Meni je tako mali da ti ne bi ni osjetila, a meni bi puno značilo.

Nađoh ga na nekom bosanskom forumu, a preLOL mi je.  :facepalm: :rofl:
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #7 on: 29 June, 2011., 19:39:12 CEST »
A Butra je? Treba?
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #8 on: 29 June, 2011., 21:46:09 CEST »
da.

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #9 on: 29 June, 2011., 22:20:26 CEST »
Pa ko je to smislio  :facepalm:

I na trebu sam se jedva navikao kad sam prvi put čuo  :facepalm:
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #10 on: 29 June, 2011., 22:56:35 CEST »
treba je ocito postala izlizana, pa su trebali nesto novo :D

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #11 on: 29 June, 2011., 23:06:55 CEST »
Butra je tramvajska karta u Osijeku :o :raspa:




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Da, biseri iz GPPa (gradski prijevoz putnika) su to smislili prije par godina... Kao, humoristični su: bus + tramvaj = butra. :raspa:
 

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #12 on: 29 June, 2011., 23:13:55 CEST »
 :eek: :facepalm: :eek: :facepalm: :rolleyes: :facepalm:
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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #13 on: 07 August, 2011., 18:43:44 CEST »
A neki gay uleti?  :p

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #14 on: 07 August, 2011., 20:30:20 CEST »
:misli:






:zubo:


Paaa, uzmeš jedno te isti ulet i promijeniš rod :D Jedino na ovaj ne bi mogao: "Daj pi*ke, znam da imaš." :zubo:
 

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #15 on: 08 August, 2011., 00:08:52 CEST »
daj pak, znam da imas :zubo:

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #16 on: 08 August, 2011., 00:12:47 CEST »
:rofl:




Ili daj guze :rofl:
 

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Re: Najjači uleti
« Reply #17 on: 04 April, 2012., 15:47:26 CEST »
Is your name Katniss, coz girl you're on fire!!!  :cerek:
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