Author Topic: Razgovor sa strancem  (Read 7075 times)

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #30 on: 06 July, 2009., 16:28:31 CEST »
Stranger: hiu
Stranger: age?
You: October 2nd
Stranger: year?
You: male
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what is your age?
You: Tuesday
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:


Stranger: who r u?
Stranger: do i know u?
You: your worst nightmare
You: yes
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: again
Stranger: ?
Stranger: second time today
You: i am a voice in your head, you know
Stranger: i love you my worst nightmare
You: u wanna know what im telling you?
Stranger: i can hear you
You: GET A LIFE.
You have disconnected.

:zubo:

Stranger: he's gonna take you back to the past
You: thank god
Stranger: to play the shitty games that sucked ass
You: then i can stop your mother from giving birth to you
Stranger: ouch..
Stranger: burn
Stranger: lmfao

:D :D
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #31 on: 08 July, 2009., 17:18:35 CEST »
novitet!!!!!!11 :o

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #32 on: 27 March, 2010., 22:36:34 CET »
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And your screen gets smudged. No relationship is perfect, TV.





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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #33 on: 27 March, 2010., 22:40:38 CET »
:rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #34 on: 22 August, 2011., 23:07:11 CEST »
Ajmo malo osvježit topic :D :D


Evo još jedan prvoklasni conversation starter :lol:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #35 on: 22 August, 2011., 23:21:04 CEST »
Stranger: parlez-vous francais?
You: parlez vu yo mama
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #36 on: 23 August, 2011., 13:24:14 CEST »
Jbt, kako je meni ovo glupo  :facepalm:
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #37 on: 23 August, 2011., 13:41:14 CEST »
Ma de predobro je :zubo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: hermaphrodite?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #38 on: 28 August, 2011., 16:21:49 CEST »
Dodali su opciju pitanja. Znači možete pitat neko pitanje i gledat ih kako raspravljaju o njemu.  (al ne možete sudjelovat.  :p /lejm/).


Question to discuss:   
act like two vampires

Stranger 1:    I am sparkling
Stranger 2:    *sparkles*
Stranger 2:    :D
Stranger 1:    lol
Stranger 1:    and now I am counting things
Stranger 2:    And now I am sucking
Stranger 2:    blood
Stranger 1:    one stranger
Stranger 1:    two strangers
Stranger 2:    one spy
Stranger 2:    maybe even two spies!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And your screen gets smudged. No relationship is perfect, TV.





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I try to tell my friends this is a great movie, then they watch it and think I'm insane...

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #39 on: 16 April, 2012., 18:13:21 CEST »



 :rofl:
Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And your screen gets smudged. No relationship is perfect, TV.





«·prevrtljivi, sadisti?ki mali djevoj?urak·»
I try to tell my friends this is a great movie, then they watch it and think I'm insane...

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #40 on: 16 April, 2012., 20:44:35 CEST »

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #41 on: 18 April, 2012., 08:57:13 CEST »
e ovo je zabavno


ali imate bolju maštu od mene  :rofl:


ameo...kako si napravio onog dinosaura?  :confused:
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #42 on: 18 April, 2012., 17:11:06 CEST »
 :facepalm: :D


Recimo da su mi nakon ovog posta jasniji Barney Stinson i 20godišnjakinje.  :D




De dođi da se družimo. :zubo: (Šalim se).


Bilo kako bilo, to su smiješne slike, GraceVanPelt i nisam ja ništa napravio niti pričao sa tim ljudima.


A dinosaur spada u nešto što se zove ASCII art.


Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And your screen gets smudged. No relationship is perfect, TV.





«·prevrtljivi, sadisti?ki mali djevoj?urak·»
I try to tell my friends this is a great movie, then they watch it and think I'm insane...

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #43 on: 18 April, 2012., 20:21:41 CEST »
 :facepalm:   e sad sam sve skužila


de objasni mi slikovito  :D
znam ja da nisi niš napravio, ali sam se ponadala da možda ipak jesi :msn_P:
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #44 on: 09 December, 2012., 21:00:47 CET »
Stranger: Hiii
Stranger:
I'm Kim Kardashian
You: OMG! I'm Khloe!
You:
What's up my sister?
Stranger: ohhh, I miss you lovely sister!
You: We need to kill Courtney.
You: And her little dog too.
Stranger: You can eat her.
 :lol:




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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #45 on: 09 December, 2012., 21:12:28 CET »
ja tamo uvijek nletim na napakjene debile  :kava:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #46 on: 09 December, 2012., 21:53:14 CET »
Ja se sprdam s takvima.  :lol: Ovo smo se ja i brat sprdali s nekim pohotnim  :lol:


Stranger: u female
You: yes
You:
19
You:
us
You:
you?
Stranger: i am josh 19 us
Stranger:
u have kik
You:
Cool. I'm Rachel.
You:
No.
Stranger: can u download it
You:
Not now. Can't we talk here?
Stranger:
sure
You:
OK. I'm Rachel, 19. From Lima, now in NY.
Stranger:
but i wanted to see your pic also
You:
OK. I'll upload it.
Stranger:
k
Stranger:
what kinda guy u like
You: Normal.
Stranger: like whats normal for u
You: That he's not boring. Not a psycho. A normal guy.
You: My pic: http://www4.slikomat.com/11/1209/m7v-63124-.jpg
Stranger: have gotten sexual with any one
You:
Yes, with my ex boyfriend Finn.
Stranger:
what u too do
You:
Currently I'm falling in love with a guy named Brody. He's studying with me.
You:
It was my first time, so I don't know what to write about.
Stranger:
come on try
You:
Well, we were kissing... and then he slept with me.
Stranger: thats all
You:
Did you like my pic?
Stranger:
ididn't see it yet
You:
I want to know what you think of it.
You: I think I'm cute.
Stranger:
u are cute
You:
You would want to sleep with me? lol
You: You're asking a lot of daring questions.
Stranger: yea why not
You:
But you could never sleep with me. You know why?
Stranger: why
You:
Because I'm a fictional character. BAZINGA! :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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