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Razgovor sa strancem
« on: 01 July, 2009., 12:49:25 CEST »

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Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #1 on: 01 July, 2009., 13:41:06 CEST »
Đizs :rofl: :rofl: Talk to strangers :lol: To stvarno moraš bit usamljen :rofl:
 

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Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #2 on: 01 July, 2009., 14:00:01 CEST »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a
Stranger: b
You: c
Stranger: d
You: e
Stranger: geje
You: čžćđš
Stranger: -___-
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaa
You: O.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dobro je kad nabasas na nekog kog mozes podjabavat, bar na kratko..  :D

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« Reply #3 on: 01 July, 2009., 14:46:02 CEST »
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: have a spare kidney?
Stranger: no sorry
Stranger: what i think you are looking for is a hospital!!
You: oh...
You: so i'm at the wrong place?

:rofl:
 

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Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #4 on: 01 July, 2009., 14:48:48 CEST »
You: hey!
Stranger: hi
You: can you recommend some good medicine for gonorrhea?
Stranger: give blowjob's bitch


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: Ovo je prejako :lol:
 

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« Reply #5 on: 01 July, 2009., 15:23:24 CEST »
Imam dvije rečenice s kojima počinjem razgovor (BTW, ovo treba imat svoj topic :rofl: ):

1. Hello, sexy! You've reached LickMeButtbock.orgy  - to speak with our resident granny, press 1. If you're more interested in the same sex, press 2 (Psss, we won't tell anyone.). Press 3 if you like fat people. To speak with Bella the Dominatrix, press 4. The conversations are totally free of charge. Pleasure only.

2. You've reached 911. To speak to our operatives type 1. To disconnect from this conversation type 2.

Evo primjeri prvog :D

Stranger: hey im guy aged 15 from canada lookiin for a 14-18 yr old girl with a webcam and msn
You: You've reached 911. To speak to our operatives type 1. To disconnect from this conversation type 2.
Stranger: 2
You: oh you idiot xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hi
You: You've reached 911. To talk with our operatives type 1. To disconnect from this conversation type 2.
Stranger: m
Stranger: 1
You: 911, What's your emergency?
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: No, Sir.
You: What's your emergency?
Stranger: or re u kidding me?
You: No, Sir.
You: If you don't have an emergency, please press 2.
Stranger: re u sick in ur brains
You: Sir?
Stranger: yes
You: What's your emergency?
Stranger: tell me whts my ip address
You: I don't have that kind of information. What's your address, Sir?
You: Do you want us to send an ambulance?
You: What's your emergency, Sir?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: to
You: Your adress please, Sir?
Stranger: kivaarithataankautu 10 6b 12
You: You will be hearing from the Health Department, Sir.
You: Goodbye.


:rofl: :rofl: Ovo je prejako :zubo:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #6 on: 01 July, 2009., 16:16:01 CEST »
(BTW, ovo treba imat svoj topic :rofl: ):

done  :D

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #7 on: 01 July, 2009., 16:20:59 CEST »
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no
Stranger: okay
You: okay!
Stranger: yeah well what do you want to do now
Stranger: just tell me this are you f or m
You: pakistan
Stranger: yeah i'm asking whether you're m or f
You: both
Stranger: yeah good for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #8 on: 01 July, 2009., 16:22:24 CEST »
Stranger: hi
You: You've reached 911. To speak to our operatives type 1. To disconnect from this conversation type 2.
Stranger: i'm a gay
You: Well, I ain't the fairy godmother, I ain't gonna turn you straight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: forget it


:rofl:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #9 on: 01 July, 2009., 16:30:08 CEST »
Stranger: One Ring to rule them all
You: Two rings to rule them out?
Stranger: I DO COCAINE

 :s




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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #10 on: 01 July, 2009., 16:57:44 CEST »
Šta je taj ASL? :zubo:

Ja to guglam, izbaci mi samo American Sign Language :rofl:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #11 on: 01 July, 2009., 17:00:56 CEST »
Aaaaaa :rofl:

Age Sex i L...? :rofl:


EDIT: ...location. Aha. :zubo:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #12 on: 01 July, 2009., 17:34:19 CEST »
Aaaaaa :rofl:

Age Sex i L...? :rofl:


EDIT: ...location. Aha. :zubo:
ccccc.. vidi se da ne ides po engleskim chatovima... :vidiga:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #13 on: 01 July, 2009., 17:35:08 CEST »
:rofl: :ludilo:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: did u like michael jackson?
You: who?
Stranger: michael jackson
You: i dont know who that is
Stranger: :O
Stranger: king of pop
You: what country is that
Stranger: no country¬¬
You: how can he be king then?
Stranger: music
You: i love music but im not queen
Stranger: moonwalker, thriller..
You: movies?
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #14 on: 01 July, 2009., 17:38:16 CEST »
hahahahahahhahah predobro! :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #15 on: 01 July, 2009., 17:43:27 CEST »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Je t'encule dans les chiottes de la loco :)
You: You've reached 911. To talk with our operatives type 1. To disconnect from this conversation type 2.
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #16 on: 01 July, 2009., 19:31:44 CEST »
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnected
You have disconnected.


:rofl: :rofl: :D :D :D

Evo još jedan oglas :D
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #17 on: 01 July, 2009., 22:22:24 CEST »
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there
You: disco
Stranger: disco who
You: disconnected
You have disconnected.


:rofl: :rofl: :D :D :D



ova je legendfarna :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :s :s :s

My last day, I wear a metal uniform go around city killing criminals like robocop. Pow pow pow pow pow pow.

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #18 on: 02 July, 2009., 00:41:52 CEST »
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Stranger: hi
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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:zubo:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #19 on: 02 July, 2009., 07:35:31 CEST »
Stranger: Hey
You: I have AIDS.
Stranger: Give it to me? ;)
You: Sure.
Stranger: Asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #20 on: 02 July, 2009., 07:43:29 CEST »
Neki lik je imao ovo:

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:rofl: :rofl:



Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Hello, sexy! You've reached LickMeButtbock.orgy - to speak with our resident granny, press 1. If you're more interested in the same sex, press 2 (Psss, we won't tell anyone.). Press 3 if you like fat people. To speak with Bella the Dominatrix, press 4. The conversations are totally free of charge. Pleasure only.
Stranger: UH UH
Stranger: UH
Stranger: FOUR
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 4
Stranger: I PRESS FOUR


Neko je jako napaljen :lol:


Evo još jedan :zubo:

You: My cat just died.
Stranger: hi
You: My FUCKING CAT just DIED.
You: shit!
Stranger: woah..
You: she killed herself.
You: messed up bullshit
You: ca u believe it
Stranger: she?..
You: yes
You: she was female
Stranger: is she cute
You: well she's dead now
You: unless you like animal corpses
Stranger: i have a dog
You: oh wow
You: too much information dude
Stranger: yep
You: stay the hell away from me... CREEP

 :D :D


Meni je predosadno :rofl:

Stranger: Horny chick?
You: if you want me to be
You: thats my middle name
Stranger: Asl?
You: 67 / M / Algeria
You: :P
You: yummy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #21 on: 02 July, 2009., 12:45:11 CEST »
ovi bi kasnije mogli sakupit i snimit film :rofl:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #22 on: 02 July, 2009., 19:33:28 CEST »
Jel netko dobiva ovo stalno? :misli:

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Nije da me netko zajebava, bar 30 puta sam ponovno uspostavio vezu... :ne zna: Ne usudim se instalirat pa me zanima jel netko to već napravio :zubo:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #23 on: 02 July, 2009., 20:48:30 CEST »
da ziher bi oni stavljali na rapidshare nesto :rofl: imaju server da guta toliko korisnika, a oni na rapid :s

nis ne skidaj...  :D

edit: evo ja sam se sad par puta spojila i nis..

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #24 on: 02 July, 2009., 21:28:10 CEST »
You: knock knock
Stranger: Whos there?
Stranger: Disco I assume?
You: yes xD
You: hahaha
Stranger: >:I DO IT FAGGOT
You: lol
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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #25 on: 02 July, 2009., 21:34:35 CEST »
he called you faggot :p
:vidiga:

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #26 on: 03 July, 2009., 17:31:22 CEST »
Evo vam još jedan za podje*avanje :D

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #27 on: 03 July, 2009., 21:01:18 CEST »
:top: dobar

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #28 on: 03 July, 2009., 23:19:07 CEST »
Najjače mi kad neka budala stisne 1 i pošalje :lol: Ko da priznaje :zubo:
 

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Re: Razgovor sa strancem
« Reply #29 on: 03 July, 2009., 23:38:04 CEST »
Stranger: uuuhhhahhhhhhhhhuhhh
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aahahha
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: uuuhhhh
Stranger: aaaah
You: touching yourself? wow. They invented the bed, you know.
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 :o